All about me

Hi…I’m djsroknrol (pronounced, dee jays rock ‘n roll) but you can call me Bob. My dear friends and people close to my heart call me something else…you all know who you are.

I hail from Lake Havasu City, Arizona. This is the American home of John Rennie’s world famous London Bridge which was purchased from the city of London and transported stone by stone to the middle of the Mohave desert where it was reassembled to connect a man-made island to the mainland….it’s quite interesting stuff and the town is a great place to live in. This is such a great place with a lake in the middle of the Mohave desert. Lucky me, huh?

I have a wonderful wife, Ann and we have 2 girls; one 21 and one is 11, I work too much and have a passion for Linux/Windows computing, Corvettes and model railroading. That would be the short version

If you’re into the long version…where do I start….I’m a male from the planet Earth.  I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

And if you’re going to drink with me, you’d better acquire a taste for Gentleman Jack….

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One Response to “All about me”

  1. Marty Hugghis Says:

    nice post, I enjoyed reading your site. Ill have to bookmark it and read more of it later. How soon do you update?

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